Funny Questions MSN Names

The MSN Names in this category are questions that are funny, or can not be answered! These are perfect for giving your MSN Messenger contacts something to think about or to make them laugh, get them below.

Funny Question Names for MSN Messenger

• If superglue is so good, why doesn't it stick to the side of the tube?
• If quitters never win, and winners never quit, who came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
• If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?
• If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
• If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
• If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
• If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
• If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

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