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Family Guy Stewie Quotes
Quotes from the Family Guy by the very popular Stewie!
Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.
It's not that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore.
Hey, mother, I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster.
Did you forge my name? How dare you! Is this backwards "S" supposed to be cute? I'm going to crap double for you tonight!
We met on the Internet. He lured me into the car with promises of candy and funny stories.