Family Guy Quotes

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Family Guy Stewie Quotes

Quotes from the Family Guy by the very popular Stewie!

• Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.
• It's not that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore.
• Hey, mother, I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster.
• Did you forge my name? How dare you! Is this backwards "S" supposed to be cute? I'm going to crap double for you tonight!
• We met on the Internet. He lured me into the car with promises of candy and funny stories.

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