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Wow, it's like I've died and went to heaven. But then they realized it wasn't my time yet. So they sent me to a brewery.
The lesson here is that abusing alcohol has absolutely no negative consequences. You have your trophy and my brain cells are just fine.
You don't have to quit the force. I mean, you could get a desk job. Eh? You could be a desk.
When the world is mine, your death should be quick and painless! - Stewie